The F#$% Tee

The F#$% Tee

S / Black
$28.00
$28.00
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The F#$% Tee
  • The F#$% Tee
  • The F#$% Tee
  • The F#$% Tee
The F#$% Tee

Slap City · Drop 001 · First run

The F#$% Tee

$28.00
$28.00

worth it. trust me — D.

One shirt. One tiny gesture. Says everything, so you don't have to. Heavyweight 100% cotton with the cursor that speaks for all of us.
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2–5 daysships from Canada, tracked

30 daysfree returns, zero interrogation

230 gsmheavyweight 100% cotton
Size chart
Size Chest (flat) Length
S 20" / 51 cm 27.5" / 70 cm
M 21.5" / 55 cm 28.5" / 72 cm
L 23" / 58 cm 29.5" / 75 cm
XL 24.5" / 62 cm 30.5" / 77 cm
2XL 26" / 66 cm 31.5" / 80 cm
3XL 27.5" / 70 cm 32.25" / 82 cm

Garment measured laid flat. True to size, unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up — the mullet needs room.
Fabric & care

230 gsm heavyweight 100% cotton, preshrunk. Print is rated for more laundry cycles than Dicky’s dating record — wash cold, inside out, hang dry to keep it that way.
Shipping & returns

Ships in 2–5 business days with tracking. 30-day free returns and exchanges — if it doesn’t fit, we fix it, and Dicky will assume it’s not personal. He does not personally deliver. Stop asking.

You've probably seen this guy.

The pose. The confidence. The audacity.
The pose. The confidence. The audacity.
Black or White. Dicky refuses to complicate this.
Black or White. Dicky refuses to complicate this.
A closeup, so you know we're serious about the not-serious shirt.
A closeup, so you know we're serious about the not-serious shirt.
Details matter. Even on a joke.
Details matter. Even on a joke.
Fabric 230 gsm heavyweight cotton, 100%, preshrunk
Fit Unisex, true to size, roomy without being a tent
Print The cursor. Flipping you off. Built to outlast trends and relationships
Colors Black or White. Dicky refuses to complicate this

Questions people actually asked

Is that… a middle finger?
It's the computer cursor going through something right now. Legally distinct. Emotionally identical.
What if it doesn't fit?
Free size exchanges and returns for 30 days. No forms that ask "why" in six different ways. It didn't fit — that's the whole story.
Will the print crack or fade?
Not if you wash it cold and inside out like the care tag says. Treat it right and the little guy will be flipping people off for years.
Does the cat come with it?
No. The cat is under an exclusive talent contract and his people are very difficult.
Is Dicky real?
Dicky is as real as your last excuse for canceling plans. The shirt, however, is 100% real cotton and ships to your actual door.