The F#$% Tee
The F#$% Tee
Yes. This is the shirt.
From across the room it's a logo. Up close it's a statement, and the double-take in between is the whole point. Soft 100% cotton, cut to be the tee you reach for twice a week.
↑ 30-day free returns.
The only risk is attention.
2–5 daystracked express shipping
30 daysfree returns, zero interrogation
100% cottonsoft, preshrunk, true to size
Size chart
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" / 51 cm | 27.5" / 70 cm |
| M | 21.5" / 55 cm | 28.5" / 72 cm |
| L | 23" / 58 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm |
| XL | 24.5" / 62 cm | 30.5" / 77 cm |
| 2XL | 26" / 66 cm | 31.5" / 80 cm |
| 3XL | 27.5" / 70 cm | 32.25" / 82 cm |
Measured laid flat. True to size, unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up, the mullet needs room.
Fabric & care
100% combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, preshrunk. Wash cold, inside out, hang dry. Treated right, the print outlasts trends, phones, and most relationships.
Shipping & returns
Ships in 2–5 business days with tracking. 30-day free returns and exchanges. Wrong size, wrong color, changed your mind? No questions, we fix it.
You've probably seen this guy.
Professionally filmed. Against everyone's advice.
The shirt part is not a joke.
The finger is the bit. The shirt is the commitment. Soft combed cotton that fits like it's already yours, a collar that keeps its shape, and a print that stays sharp long after the joke stops being one. You'll reach for it twice a week. You won't explain why.
Questions people actually asked
Is that… a middle finger?
What if it doesn't fit?
Will the print crack or fade?
Who's the big guy in the red tracksuit?
Is Dicky real?
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